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THE VOLETTE 





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Hug Announces Tentative 
Cage Slate For Winter 


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K,r-I gam. a the 17 

Season is > «• t !i>’ Jiiflll 
cording t" ,i tentative m h» -1 il< 
released by Paul Hug T1 1 : 

wtek I ’r.i. 1 1 > « • -rigm ally set t- 

begin 1 »• remix • 2 has 1 t: < 1»• - 

laye< 1 be. a as.- t h«- girls p K 

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e kisses 

regular 
difficult y 

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hours 

lied hi 


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H tins 
t a. 1 1 . . 


In Paducah 


Junior 


Th, h. 

■lamia r\ 

<«• 

January 14—Na\y, there. 
Januan *1 Paducah Junior 

( nie^e t here. 

January !H —\ list in I’rat 
IVlirnarv I Xlabamu Mate 

I e;u hers ( ollege, t here. 

I ebruary 7 — I aim lint li. 

February 10—Alabama I ea< li 

<*rs. 

I ebruary I 5—Bi t In I, t Inn . 
February 22—Austin IVay. 

llirrr. 

February —\aw, 

Man li I — Bi t In i 


Profs Ply Pupils 
With Fiim Fare 


larity 

aft. i til. 



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t raimn 

g has heel 


1 IS 

!<• i m tin 

last w 

■ek o' so 

1 

V \\ 

de use " 

iK.th | 

i"j*ctor- 

a i 

• 1 * 

ducat iona 

films 

m. n the 

lit 

rat y 

of visua 

eduea t 

oil ai t'ordi 


t.j’l 

fi"f h j*. 

Smith, 

who is in 

h 

U'ge. 

with Mi - 

( ; • ecu 

assist mg. 

ot 

the 

library 

"Seta 

ant of th 


Fe-p 

«*." a film 

on the 

< ’onstitut i< 

»n 

has 

been use* 

by Mr 

Allen an* 


M r 

*Tt‘enor in 

their history and 

1 

lolitic 

al scicnet 

classes 

The Fug 

n 

•e: s 

have used 

three 

films 

:i 

*ctyro 

hemist: y. 

Simple 

Mechanic? 


and 

Moleculai 

Theory 

of Matter 




J P 

ml Phillips 

is us 

ing "How 

to Cse 

the (Has? 

n 

>om 

Film" b- 

tore h 

s l'utute 

t 

•aelu 

rs g*oup, 

and M 

Tliomps* 

n 

has 

made us. 


• -1 dairying films in his classes 
H H Kroll showed thi* film, "Ro¬ 
meo and .Juliet" in his three 
« lasses of Survey of English Lit¬ 
erature: and Mr Wakefield plans 
to use the same picture in his 
English classes file last week be¬ 
fore finals. 

Mr Stanford, through whose 
efforts the film library was in¬ 
stalled at the Junior College, ear¬ 
nestly recommends that all de¬ 
partments use the opportunity so 
handy to them 

Biology Department Gets 
Two New Autoclaves 

Mr Horton, head of Biology 
Department, announced that the 
Biology Department has just re¬ 
ceived two new autoclaves for 
use of the Bacteriology labora¬ 
tories An autoclave is an appa¬ 
ratus for sterilizing or cook¬ 
ing by means of superheated 
steam under pressure They rep¬ 
resent an investment of $300 each 

Vols Finish Season With 
Six Losses And Two Wins 

\ft' ' ;i •' "billy "till I hr .In, 11.11 
V 'Is li, lndril thru ,irst lent I Hill 
-• :isi *:i sin. «■ , h<- \v;i ("".in in .1 

"I ::l",y wi'li .1 wlm.-kuu: 

'■•'■'-li VI. t • TV " 1,1 I hr hapless Urt h 

• 1 <-■":• ■'; • A li,. ha.I .irlral, ,| th. 

V". in th ...-•: .,pr„. , I:.. 


V'.ls 


Forum Club Airs Program, 
Have Half Hour On WENK 

Tf e l- ’ Till:; < 'l'.n g- -es n t hi- a:r 
,m! i\ I »i• ' f. r its Se* 

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\.d g • • ' th. title spe,., !i The 
n f ! th. pi • 1 . Will . . .n>l-t 
r a I. adorn h\ M.Pa kuis 


Alma Alder sung 
lA cum; ( dub Tr: 1 ». K\\ mg 
l- r. d Tm k, and Harold 
\ > t h. fir -1 s.’lr. 1 1. • . t 

! a r:. I . Hup,... will 
mp.mred 

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d .d M I- Th- 

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it- d ^ pr .ha t .on by 


Heating Plant Has 
Two-Week Coal Supply 

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We Are Sorry, 

Geneva 

Tin- student b*-dv 

. •! t he IT. 

\»rsity <-f T’erirus 

*• Junior 

(’"liege wishes to 

* Mend It- 

suit crest svnipat la. 

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t o h* i * *ur * - •: '■ >1 

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a • 1 UK fits live t hoi 

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to the vail* v 

-t the sha 

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erupt • es- 

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ind kin that wall 

n v.-r - nine 

Ci! k Hut win tin■> 

oil ! "\\ 11 

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We 111 . have 1 -t 

something 

that \ ill never a 

agaii. 


Here Is Your Schedule 
Of Final Exams 


New Radio Studio To Be 
Established At UTJC 

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13 

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open. 

Math 161. Math. 16 

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lv 

iurin 

K th. 

Math 116 . Math 

101 

10- 


Thanksgiving holidays. 

The C’ollege will not be able to 
purchase coal without government 
permission until the strike ends. 

White, Droke And Old 
Take Frosh Class Offices 

Following a disputed count in 
: ti st Freshman election, the 

Frosh reheld their voting and an¬ 
nounce the results which this 
‘ inie are official The officers are: 
Kd Neil White, President. Jim 
Droke. Vice-president: Betty Old. 
Se< ret ary-Treasurer: and H B 
Smith and Miss Nina Swindler, 
Faculty sponsors 


An Hush 133 12-2: Moch 

Kngin 31. French, An. Hush. 212. 
2-4: Psych. 211 1-6 Math. 100. 

Phv Fd 221. 

Saturday, Dec. 14 
H-10: Soc. 211. Ag Kngin. 111. 
10-12 Kng 231. Hort 231. Math 
261. Math 263 

Thanks," Says Top 

Top (After. Manager of the 
Batnwarming, in the name of the 
Agriculture Club wants to ex¬ 
press thanks to ‘he Faculty mem¬ 
bers and student body of the 
chool for their splendid co-opera¬ 
tion in making the seventeenth 
annual Barnwarming a success. 


Christmas Holidays 
Begin December 14 

F.'. d > vii'iinat i"iis ,•.!.! ragm 
i '• • m i r I J arid . \t* nd th .u:gh 
1 • • i i . i 11. whn !i ui.li ks t he 
• d "i th- : all «jua r! * r and b,gins 
■ :i :-tn.a> Holidays Ti:- hob.lavs 
'1 1:i>* two Week' and si hool will 
I--' i*.'Uni'd with til.’ Winter Qua-- 
’•!. which begins Januaiv 2 
Mrs. Myrtle H Phillips, Regi> 
tr.. . was unable to be •■cached for 
• i .-•atement >m registration for 
lb* Winter Quarter. and Mr 
'L " g, H'litm: n fused to com¬ 
ment The plan for registration 
will be announced at a later date 

Parlez Vous Francais? 

For many years a question from 
Libeial Arts students nere at the 
Junior College has been, "Why 
i an t \ve have Foreign Languages 
here?” 

In answer-, tin- Registrar. Mrs 
Phillips, says that we can. if 
- noiigh students are interested 
There is now a faculty member to 
teach French, and if the class ma¬ 
terializes a course in first quarter 
Fionch will be taught as an ex¬ 
tension course during the Winter 
Quarter 

All students who are interested 
a:e invited to see Mrs. Phillips at 
once, m order that the course may 
be scheduled. 


★ THE VOLETTE POLL * 

Eight out of Ten Students Say That They Do Cheat; 
Copying On Homework and On Test Most Prevalent 


Cunhiebsl by DOT ARNOLD 

A cording to returns from the 
latest Volette Poll, almost eight 
out of ten students tonfessed that 
they had deliberately cheated in 
their stav at the Junior College 
SINCK VOL HAVE BEEN AT 
( .T.J.C., HAVE VOL EVER l>L 
LIBER A ILIA (HEATED? 

Total Student body—Yes. 7K.6 ’ , 
No. 11.1:; Blank ballots and rr 
fuse to answer, 7 3'H.. 

< leafing was inf tip-of«*« I a> 
Having engaged in any practice 
■ sually ' "iiili’inn. d by professors 
a d: slioii est such as "pying "U 
tests . u h unting in anofher '! i 
• 1. id i k as \ i -ui - ,wn 


! :• .y. 

V.-1 
, t • 

I* f 1:1 

! • I'T- 


soine means 
Big Healed" 
sor's secretary 
sible position 
( U h*u 


profes- 

respon- 


Now and then 
Frequently 
No choice 


32'/, 

\fi< r 

24 Vc 


It 

lost 

•ast 


s w-.rthv 
seri .us < 
f r equent ly 
per cent is 
•e secured t« 
probably sw 
rely stwdie. 

repeat e«t 
p ret this a 
ilmg with 


.pus 
lion* 
i I r. 


wa\ s ■ 
.•vera 1 


of note that the 
flenses at* those 
indulged m. Sev- 
a large number to 
sts. but this figure 
'lied by some who 
old tests which 
If is ha*d to m- 
•heating Big 
professors' set re 
.-■ally non-exisf ent 
•cn taries a**e >cru 
md will have ii" 
with Mg dealers 
■Mi the hall.a t<» 
‘ taating n<*t sp»- 
ingenious m-. t hod 


100', 

Twenty-three pei rent, in addi¬ 
tion to one of these choices, said 
they cheated according to . ireuin¬ 
stances It will he of surprise t«> 
many teat hers to tind that al¬ 
most a-, many students admit they 
cheat frequently as say they do 
not . heat at all 

WHO CHEATS MOKE. BOX S, or 
< • I Rl S ? 

Boy., d... out not wry mm h 

• " ■ ' i rls say t hey . heat mm e 

u. s"ine things, u-.d buys say they 

hear n ure ui <-t her s In -uch 
•. tliimue put suit.' . 1 .' get ting test 
-| .• 'f I"I. t r. in -t he? 0-1 t !, »11S a j > 
1" 'll . ■ : Mg : ahng A it h 

• ■ fan. th- . ii : ■ hold the 

' dg- I e -ii- nan a, --. . upat i« -ii - 
- 1 "P.vaig S'! -pying -a* 


• h nd tin 


talwait \ nap. 


N PM BEK .» 

Football Team Gets 
24 Sweaters, 47 Letters 

w: V. I gals better latch onto 
r the.'e glamorous footballe - 8 
1 '' ’ d below, l/eeause m the very 
■ f'd me, said footballers will 

’ •'p utmg some strictly swell 

if. 's h.-aring a very large "T" 
t‘ -••• i- "t their heroic services 
' th- I (* foot kill field during 
' i - u just < oik hided 

M • 21 soon-to-be-sharp lads 

Mur-ay Russell.. Bill Yan 
1 ‘ k Fain. Joel Sho’e, Bill 
' 'A ' h* i Paul Horne, Meathead 
■■ d :• < urin Hunt. Dicky Puck 

I hr: Fate. Jack Beatty. 

W" d. Janu s < ollins, B. K 
' i Ilynn ( a* loll, Vayden Wad 
I’d! King, Dave DeVasher 

11 > Maj.-i.i, Charles Head, Ar- 

M< lt'.n Heorge Fain, James 
! -i cd Ralph Rinella man 

■ " '• ' 1* t tel S hi.I not sweat 

F:ank Boswell. John 
■' 1 : ’ Walter McPeakc. Ray 

• '• ' .* 1* 1‘ercy Young, John Cov 
’ ■ r' Id n Par ham, Sonny 

M i'u 1-arris Hi.'her Howard 
I 1 ' 1 lames Hayes, <’harles 

'• '■ * •" *• Frank Chapman. Finest 

M i tu:. Ri;j Webb, Charles Smith. 

' -'h- Davis. Howard Hunt, Ni- 

>Ta ks. Boh Wclih, Bobby Al 
-d R .belt Smith and * Roh- 
- i • .1--! t ou. managers 


111< ii i»i i iiI 'd ii r \ i x i>i 

BDNI In ..ni. r .u I rei,u«*ii( y t H<»\\ bl TIN DO n‘H DENI' 


New Cafeteria To Begin 
Operation In January 

11. n«\v eaieteria will be com- 
.- F«i and ready fo- operation by 
hu .ary Rapid progress is being, 
made in the construction of an ad 
ddinn in the dining hall and in a 
■ar angenient <-l the interior. 

I he in w wmg on the southeast. 
s 1 de is to be used as a work room, 
"iifaining the dishwashers, meat 
gr inder and < utter, potato peeler, 
and utility cabinets. 

I he steam tables will occupy 
M e •i.oni on the left of the lobby, 
which, at the present, contains the 
faculty tables. Students and fac 
ul:y will is* seated together in the 
main dining room. 

Faeh meal will be served con¬ 
tinually for two hours, with a 
varied selection of dishes. This 
new arrangement should offer 
prompt service for all students 

Engineers Throw Orgy; 
Revel with Song, Hotdogs 

The members of the Engineers' 
Club held their fall quarter social 
event on Friday night, Novembei 
15, 1946. A weiner roast was held 
at "Public Wells," a secluded, ro 
mantie spot off the Dresden high¬ 
way A hay ride was enjoyed to 
and from Public Wells with the 
aid of two trucks furnished by the 
college. 

There were about foity couples 
at the party Everyone had fun in 
roasting thf weiners in the open 
camp fire The night ai- was 
chilly, and everyone sat around 
the camp fire singing songs after 
roasting the weiners. 

No contest was held to deter¬ 
mine who could eat the most 
weiners. but Mr Barnett. Bill 
X andell. and Ed Williams seemed 
to have taken all unofficial hon- 

Yellow Team Leads 
In Intramural Race 

Intramural activities are in full 
wing at PTJC with a volley ball 
tourney just < ompleted and a 
h. ss tourney and free throw 
• '"'test on tap for this week. The 
h« ss mat rhrs begin Tuesday and 
Mm 1 1 ci throw contest is set fo» 
XV.-.inesday night 

R the volley ball tourney, t ht 
Un " m the girls division 
’• llr R tiunve Lanraste-’s squad 
1 i’!“ ' j 1 w/7.\\ Rigg’.s Yellow tram 
' - 1 t r i ight games. Ir> 5 an.I 
; * take t 1 *e title 

Mi«. b. II led lus Yellow 

;'' r: ' "l l< * t of sorts to laid 

1 • ‘ ’ 1 Rdl W'rbb'r ( >i ang. 

' M IN tile first toil? 

: M ' m th( Yellow 

: ’ tin boy s- first 

' : ' 1 -*nd a ■ well n 

' * *. r: and s< < »res ar* 

'■ ■ 1 ' • - > • m t he season 

ha \« been 
: ' • - - will D 


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TOtjri'l'*, Martin. Twni 


Ttmdtr, Dertmber 1 1M4 


THE VOLETTE 

PUBLISHED HY THE STUDENTS OF 
THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE JUNIOR COLLEGE 

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 3. 1946 


Co Editors 
VI anagmg IMitu 
Sports Kditor 
St mil nt Act i▼ it i 
Assistant 
1 at i r< lMitor 


KDJTOR 1 AL STAFF 

Shit la Kardue am! I)an Kroll 
r Kolu rt T Kroll 

William K Nunn 
<» Kditor Tissy Sawyer 

TOnimv t Lancaster 
(I race Dietzcl 
Martha '»• 11 Warmath 
!»«">/. r. Dot Arnold, Hi ts\ McAnulty, Carolyn 
»|K Worrell', lic ks I Idritti?' 


MM SS ST \I 1 


Mrs. Lloyd King 
1 ram a s (’olt-man 


LET'S DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT 

t h< ng -■ i in', in In i lui'h Ihi'li thing that h is taken 
il> plaet •.mono „,u t t | dis« 1st > is i topic not to he discussed in 
polite society, or between teachers and students In this issue 
th Vo|. it has op 'in d tin- door to tin musty closet and dragged 
(he rattling skeleton nut in full view of the noondav sun. and 
hoth tc.-u tier and taught will do Well to inspect his bleached 
frame to set if In can't lie un isur«d for a coffin and buried 
some w her< 

According to tin- poll, which we have every reason to be¬ 
lli vi accurate, two out of ten students never cheat, two out 
of ten cheat chronically, and the si\ remaining ones will cheat 
with vary ng reluct .■nice, depending on circumstances. If the 
Makes are high and tin risk is low, they will; as the value of 
the stakes declines and the risk rises, fewer and fewer of the 
si\ will yield, f ailing students often turn to dishonest practices, 
which is only a natural enough move. 

Man', students never stop to reflect on the damage dis¬ 
honest work does. Most have heard the ancient cliche hurled 
by teachers since Stone Age man chastised his urchin for 
copying somebody else s pictures off the cave wall: "You are 
cheating only yourself You aren’t cheating only yourself. 
The bald truth is that you might be doing yourself some good, 
but at the same time you are cheating everybody else in the 
same course. Dishonest work raises the standard of the class, 
and puts at a disadvantage the honest student wlur has to get 
his grad** by sanctioned methods. Dishonesty of some cer¬ 
tainly lowers class spirit ; hard workers are discouraged when 
they see cheaters get good grades with none of the exertion. 

How to get rid of it? The answer is not closer supervision. 
This will lrive it under cover, but no watcher on tests is so 


*’agl 

t* eyi 

d he 

can 

ki¬ 

ep his 

charge 

•s from furtive 

ly pee 

ring on 

othe 

r j ia 

jkts 

or at 

th 

e note 

s on tfi 

leir cuffs. Cop} 

ing o 

f home- 

worl 

c is 

oln i< 

HI si v 

in 

i possil 

ile to 

stop in this w 

ay. T 

he real 

solul 

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is to 

re rm 

live 

ten. pt 

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!>y keeping chi: 

iirs fa 

r apart 

ami 

hv c 

King 

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Wi¬ 

ha ve 

ol.se 

r vc 

,1 that 

man v 

professors are 

quite 

willing 

to III 

ll kr t 

.heir 

stmlr 

nt 

sweat 

like s:i 

It mine slaves, 

but are them- 

• I V t- 

, too 

laz\ 

to 

elm 

,nge tl 

leir tr- 

«ls from one s 

eet ion 

to the 


, or from 

one \ 

it’a 

r to tin 

e Other 

Kart of the c 

untent 

im* vit- 

i My 

Irak 

• s out 

. It i 

till 

sil t le; 

:ik eve: 

nly. 1 f the otht 

■rwise 

honcst 

s t udi 

•nt < 

Joe Nil 

’t jo 

i n 

the ra 

ger no 

>1) trying to fi 

nd wl 

hat the 

4 J' irs 

Lions 

We r« 

. he 

get 

s a 1) 

for his 

honesty. If an\ 

, teacher will 

lake 

the 

t mu l 

ile to 

CO 

in j >arc 

grade- 

% of successive 

sectio 

ns who 

have 

tnk. 

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sari 

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est. lie 


it that the ava¬ 

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The 

second ei 

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for < h 

eating 

ls to put studi 

i-nts o 

n their 

hollo 

r It 

Will 

hor; 

rifv 

in a n v 

to sU 

gg« st that the 

way 

to get 

*?t (lilt 

Ills 

, i st c 

>i> <■!, 

• rat 

ing is 

to trio 

>[ them, hut wi 

r ha vi 

■ noted 

that 

the 1 

cast ■ 

eheat 

.mg 

; occur 

s unde 

r professors vv 1 

10 tre? 

it their 

st Util 

•fits 

In 111 

lilts, 

an 

<1 the 

gnat r- 

?t amount limit 

r tlio 

st- that 

tight 

it 1' 

\ eot 

■ reini 

i. 

It is 

iddly i 

ike the Aesop 

fahle 

of the 

> onti 

•si !. 

I'tWl'l 

n th 


tin am 

1 the wind as to who 

COU I( 

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his l* 

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otr. 






Kilroy Says Here 

A Column for the Vets 

T S., MAC. la what some of you 
fellows planning to transfer to 
other schools or courses at the 
end of the quarter will hear un¬ 
less you pay heed to the latest 
ukase passed down from the Vets 
Ad 

This document, personally auto¬ 
graphed by Bruce Henderson, 
head of the education division of 
the Nashville Regional Office of 
the Vets Ad. says in effect that 
you must have the prior approval 
of the Regional Office of the Vets 
Ad before you ean transfer to 
another school or even change 
courses. 

This isn't so had as it sounds, 
though. All you have to do is let 
the good people of the Vets Ad 
up in Nashville know what you 
intend to do and they will come 
through with the necessary docu¬ 
ment which is known as a sup¬ 
plemental certificate of eligibility. 
You won’t be shot at sunrise if 
ypu don’t comply with this. You 
simply won’t draw any subsis¬ 
tence, which might be just as 
fatal Starvation, you know. 

* # * 

DID X FEEL SILLY,” says 
Mrs. Betty Callicutt, secretary to 
the Junior College’s veteran’s 
service director, A. W. Hartung. 
The other day. psychology prof 
James Paul Phillips, Mr. Myrtle 
to those who know his better half, 
the Registrar, came into the of¬ 
fice and casually asked if there 
was a Kilroy registered here. 

Betty, who served a spell in the 
Navy and who should have 
known better, immediately began 
to search through her flies for the 
fellow and after checking every 
list she had, was forced to con¬ 
fess that "Kilroy isn’t here.” 
Then came the dawn and Mrs. 
Callicutt blushing with shame was 
barely restrained from doing dire 
things to Mr. Phillips who was 
having one of the best laughs of 
his career. 

No "T" Club Dance; 

Home Ec Dance Instead 

The recent rumor circulated 
around the campus about a 
Christmas Dance which was to be 
sponsored by the T Club and held 
December fourteenth is false. The 
T Club is sponsoring no such 
dance. 

A tentative date, January 
eighteenth, has been set for the 
dance sponsored by the Home Eco¬ 
nomics Club. A good orchestra < 
has been secured for this formal ; 
dance and everyone is invited. 

Hey! What's This? 

While browsing about in the 
library the other day we chanced 
to fall upon the first annual ever 
put out by the University of Ten¬ 
nessee Junbor College, "The 
Checkerboard.’’ Therein we not- * 
iced a name that seemed vaguely 
familiar a chap by the name of 
George Horton had been chosen by ^ 
female acclaim as the best boy * 
necker at the University of Ten- i 
nessee Junior College for 1928. 

He was also, by the way, an 
outstanding athlete on the base¬ 
ball, football and basketball teams ^ 
and was voted most capable boy j 
in his class. 


THE CRYSTAL BALL 


Ily THE SOOTHSAYER 


a lung an 1 h 

JONES and ■ 

around in or' !. 

happy r"T you 
to miss that ' 
night Anywa> 
MANNESS stir 


hull •■xtends lu st wishes and a hrpe for 
nd happy life to TISSY (SAVYYER1 
: i , ongratulations to the lucky man that 
SISTER FIELDS seems to he going 
, ip !.•- .-ip. e her KAYl) is home. We are 
you VIRGINIA INGRAM is going 

hat ' ar ;de tha* stir is used to every 
■way, vou still have the man MARTHA 
S sure did have a good time at Murray 


last week-end We hear 'hat she captured a cute 
little boy BESS MORRISON has gone all out 

for READ an 1 he likes it very much JUNE 

VAUGHAN AND HELM A JONES have lots to talk 
about hut who could gripe with two guys like the 
"Wright Twins They mean to make it a life time 
job to look after ’hr twins LOUIS THORNTON 
n thr hnky guy to have the privilege of eseoiting 
ELSIE HOLMES almost everywhere she goes 
Wonder when BENNETT AND MARY HOLMES 
are going to tie thP knot The, are pretty true 
, m . rrs EVAN’jELINE HOLLADAY doesn’t 

have anything to gripe aboir when she primes in 
the dorm afle- being out with BAIT HORNE 
JOY HARPER is a miv'l up gal lately the r 
are too many good I " king men giving her a rusn 
MARTHA PICKENS has priority "ii the t”le- 
.. Pee, l Hall Her mail sure spends lots of 


gave anything to gripe aboil* w!" n sue cones in 

the dorm aft*" being out with PAUl HORNE 

joy HARPER is a mixed-up gal lately the 

are too many good i eking men giving her a rusn 

MARTHA PICKENS has priority on the tele¬ 
phone in Reed Hall H . n m sure spends Iks of 

money calling her ami sending her Howe’s 
TINY BURTON has tiii.allv dr' ided it is lietU’r to 
-id, than to walk V J COMBS makes early 

breakfast Just to see how "pappy" likes his eggs 
iMra Patterson knows I JEAN WILBURN 

must be going home to something besides mom 


and dad . RUTH BRANN sure does have a pret¬ 
ty picture on her desk and he really seems to be 
the one and only . . . SUE MAYO could really get 
around if she would only take her head out of 
books . Can just one small barbecue make 
NANCY DEBERRY so very sick as she said it did 
MARGIE JONES misses Jimmy but we believe 
she will make out if the letters from Memphis 
State keep coming . . . MILDRED GORDON and 
BILLY seem to have a formula for arguing; they 
do it enough . JERRY and RED seem to have 
it bad. or at least Jerry does Is BETTY the 

reason for TOP CARTER visiting Reed Hall so 
much? Every one that has met BURTON can 
understand why JANIE has loved him so much 
so long JEAN GRILLS has been a busy girl 

lately getting ready for that wedding . JOYCE 
CLAYTOR and DICKIE PUCKETT have been seen 
together quite a bit lately ROBERT GENT 

WOODS seems to have cut all the college boys off 
from JEAN GLOVER We hear the house mo¬ 
ttle’s seem to think it is better to tell the boy 
friend good-night than to show them . . Wonde 

echo the lucky boy in MARY LAKE’S life could 
be” BEC KY ELDRIDGE is crazy about that 

man at home but there is a rertain guy on the 
campus that watches her pretty close . VIR¬ 
GINIA WELCH h.is gone JIM crazy There 

is a mysterious man in RUTH ELLINGTON'S life 
JO ANN JORDAN spends all her vacant per¬ 
il ids with a guy named f HILLCUTT . COR- 
RINNE haunts the post office to get a lette- from 
Continued on Page 3 


? MAW POTTS’ ADVICE TO THE DISTRESSED 

“Don’t gripe and jaw, but write to Maw!” No, chil¬ 
dren, there’s no excuse being troubled when all you have 
u to do is drop a note to Maw Potts explaining your prob¬ 
lem. Maw helps anyone, and her advice is meaty with 
wisdom. Address Maw Potts, Volette box, U.T. Bookstore. 

‘ DEAR MAW POTTS: 

My whole being is racked with pain; my spirits are woe¬ 
begone with grief. My emaciated soul longs for an answer to 
^ my daily prayers. 1 am also losing weight. 

f My trouble is: Is it my new Ford convertible, or my mag- 

1 nificent personality that causes the women to follow me as the 
i rats followed the Pied Piper from Hamlin? 

VERY TROUBLED 

Answer: Probably your Ford convertible. Magnificent 
personalities are thicker around here than maggots in a car- 
; cass, but Ford convertibles are at a premium. You can’t go out- 
I doors and spit without flitting some magnificent personality, 

| hut if a woman catches a man who owns a Ford convertible 
she is as proud as if she pushed a peanut with her nose from 
Martin to Union City. 

If you find yourself becoming too popular, why don’t you 
install a taxi meter in your Ford? Most college women are so 
stingy they will squeeze a dime until the eagle squalls. From 
some of the rest you might accidentally make an honest dol¬ 
lar or two you could put aside to take care of yourself in your 
old age. MAW POTTS 

Dear Maw: 

1 have an instructor who Alls all his class hour telling stories. Ho 
tells very good stories, but then at the end of every chapter he 
gives a test on the book. What do you think we should do ? 

D-GRADE DONALD 

Answer- Several years ago, in a small mid-western college, oc¬ 
curred a series of the most brutal murders known in police records. 
One by one the mangled remains of the faculty were found in ob¬ 
scure places on the campus. Finally one day the murderer was caught 
in the act of grinding a dismembered psychology professor’s body in 
a fine meat grinder. He readily confessed the other crimes. “Those 
were all teachers of mine,” he said. "They were good guys, every one, 
but they all told stories in class and then gave tests on the book." 

Did the po**:e arrest him? You can bet your shoe-eyelets they 
didn't. Rrght there they made up enough money among themselves 
to get the murderer across the Mexican border, where he lived a re¬ 
spectable life ever after, dying last year at the age of 92 with all his 
original teeth. 

Let me advise you not to use a meat grinder, however, for the 
UTJC students are already suspicious of Mrs. Patterson’s ham- 
burge-. MAW POTTS. 

DEKE MAW: 

i want yew 2 tell peeple 2 kwit callin me stoopld & dum. This* 
is 2 serve warn in 2 every one at this* hear skule 2 stop b4 i git 
mad. Maw yew tell them that i am a smartt & polishid gennul- 
man B-cause if they dont stop i am goin to call them sum mean 
names. MULE ROBINSON 

Answer: I sure will tell them, Mule. Let it be known around this 
campus that Vernon Lee Robinson is a cultured intelligent boy who 
loves his mother and pursues his studies with diligence and industry. 

MAW POTTS 

Dear Maw Potts: 

How ran I keep Clarence from sitting beside me in the dining 
hall ? NELL BOEHMS. 

Answer: You can’t keep him from doing it once, Nellie, but you 
can sure k ep him from repeating. Just follow these simple instruc¬ 
tions: 

Eat in a loud noisy fashion. Blow your nose on your petticoat. 
Offer Clar.nce a taste of some food from your fork, and remark, “Does 
this taste flat to you, or is it my cold?" Insist on discussing such 
items as embalming techniques, sewage disposal, slaughterhouse 
methods, operations, the Midway Tankage Plant, social diseases, etc. 
Remark to Clarence, "You had better not eat any more potatoes. 
You're fat enough now.” If any food is offered you don't like, say, “If 
I et that. I’d be bloated for hours," or, "I can't hold that on my stum- 
mick it comes right up," or "How can you eat onions? I taste them 
for hours afterward.” Remove your shoes at the table, making sure 
beforehand not to wash your feet for three months. When drinking 
tea or coffee, wall it about in your mouth for a few seconds before you 
swallow it. You might even gargle with it as if it were Listerine. 
Wait until the stickiest, messiest dish is served, and spill it over 
Clarence’s Sunday-go-to-meeting pants. Pick your teeth with your fin¬ 
gers, and suck loudly as you extract particles of food from the crev¬ 
ices. Cultivate a musical belch. Your burp should echo about the 
dining hall like a shout in Mammoth Cave. Get a mouthful of spagh¬ 
etti and meatballs and arrange an explosive sneeze right into Clar¬ 
ence’s pan. This should be particularly effective. Try to organize a 
game in which everyone spits orange seeds or olive pits at everybody 
else. 

If you faithfully carry out these suggestions you will be about as 
popular with Clarence as a bill collector at the Bursar's office. 

MAW POTTS 

Dear Maw Potts: Where ean I get me an ear trumpet? 

SPECIES 

Answer: Well, you might see Jim Droke, whose ad appears on 
page four. MAW POTTS 

DEAR MAW POTTS: My room is plagued with mice- There are 
millions of mice—father mice, mother mice, baby mice; squadrons of 
mice, platoons of mice, companies of mice, and regiments and divis¬ 
ions of mice. In short. Maw, we have mice, and I want to know what 
to do about them. MARTHA DORRIS 

Answer: Have you tried catching and cooking them? Tenants 
of some of the campus dwellings pronounce the flavor delicious, being 
somewhat akin to rabbit or chicken, though having more of a fruity 
flavor and far sweeter. They may be served in any fashion, though 
they are particularly delicious in soups. The skins may be utilized in 
the making of bedroom slippers, .gloves or fur coats. 

If you want to get rid of them, you should have no trouble what¬ 
ever One residence hall I know of got rid of their mice and roaches 
with a Chemistry text. They opened it and read the chapter on elec¬ 
trovalence aloud, in shifts, for six hours. For weeks no rat or roach 
has gone near the place MAW POTTS 



THE VOLETTE, Martin. To>mm 


rkp I>rn 


Volette 


SPORTS 


Section 


SPORTIN' AROUND 

with 

Bill Nunn 

OPEN LETTER TO STUDENT 
BODY—I hereby apologize to you 
for certain remarks I made in re¬ 
gard to the lack of school spirit 
shown at football games. I be¬ 
lieved, and stated publicly, that 
nothing short of the Angel Gab¬ 
riel getting hot on his horn could 
make you wake up and live. I was 
wrong and I have never been hap¬ 
pier to admit a mistake. You 
showed at the Murray game and 
later at the Bethel game that you 
could really get into the spirit of 
things. Keep it up, it’s goooood 
for yu. 

And if we were handing out 
bo-kays this week, one of the 
finest would go to Tommye Lan¬ 
caster for the wonderful way she 
rose to the occasion in the second 
half of the Murray game to lead 
cheers after the rest of the white- 
dads had quit and gone to sulk. 
In case anyone wondered why 
Tommye was chosen football 
queen—you know now. 

There were four other cheer¬ 
leaders at the Murray game but 
X forget their names. 

• • • 

HOLD THAT LINEMAN! The 
other day a hulking brute bore 
down on me in the book store and 
nastily insinuated that football 
writeups in the Volette had been 
Ignoring linemen and that unless 
said linemen were mentioned next 
time the linemen would rid the 
world of one amateur sports 
writer. We refuse to be intimi¬ 
dated by such displays of force, 
but . . . 

Everyone who ever saw or 
{flayed football knows that the 
Xlnfii.cn are the hardest working 
ar.d the least noticed members of 
a football squad. And that with¬ 
out a good line, no back can gain 
the length of his own nose, whe¬ 
ther his name is Red Grange, Tom 
Harmon, Buddy Young or Orrin 
Hunt. If you want to check it, just 
ask the backs. 

The Junior Vols this year were 
possesssed of a pretty fair line 
from end to end with little differ¬ 
ence between the first and second 
team. In the early part of the 
sdason, the title outshone the 
backs. Sideline comedians were 
heard to say that the Vols gained 
more ground on defense than of¬ 
fense. In one game they did. 


The Volette Poll 


Continued from Page 1 

WHAT DO THESE FIGURES 
MEAN? 

They mean, among other things, 
that either 80% of the students 
attending The University of Ten¬ 
nessee are dishonest, or that hon¬ 
est people cheat on their school- 
work. The first assumption does¬ 
n’t hold water. 

Perhaps it is wrong to call the 
practices we usually accept as dis¬ 
honest "cheating.” Students who 
would never dream of stealing a 
dollar bill or of telling a lie will 
cheat on exams without a sign of 
a qualm. Their basic honesty is 
proved by their frank answers to 
a poll such as this one. The truth 
is that a great many students do 
not look upon copying as dishon¬ 
est in the least. Even if a whole 
class witnesses the attempt of 
one of their number to cheat, he 
is not ostracized or condemned by 
anyone. If he were witnessed try¬ 
ing to pick someone’s pocket most 
of the members of that same 
class would cease speaking to 
him. 

Almost everyone will cheat if 
pressed far enough by circum¬ 
stances. About 18% will cheat ev¬ 
ery chanca they gaL and. even go 


It’s awfully hard to pick out 
the best Vol lineman and I won’t 
try it. Probably though George 
Fain is the most consistent of the 
first string wall. He was always 
in there and very, very seldom 
hit the turf. Collins and Puckett 
were usually the leaders in any 
defensive breakthrough. They 
made the right side of the line 
potent Indeed. 

Waddy and King were the two 
best ends. They were both excel¬ 
lent pass receivers with King 
just a shade better on the defen¬ 
sive from our vantage point. Yan- 
dell played a fine crashing end all 
season; was sometimes a little too 
impetuous for his own good. Jack 
Beatty worked as hard as any 
member of the team and next year 
should be a very capable per¬ 
former. 

James Wood and Bill DeVashcr 
were cob rough linebackers who 
rattled the dentures of many an 
oposing ball carrier. Bob "Meat- 
head” Mabie, Art Melton, Pritch¬ 
ett, Paul Horne, Charlie Majors, 
James Shelton, and Big Bad Bill 
Webb all deserve mention in this 
select company of those who 
sweated that others might shine. 

Alright fellows, put down that 
rope. 


Revenge Is Sweet As Vols 
End Season With 25-6 
Win Over Corporals 


win this one from the moment 
they kicked off but their hopes 
took a dip as Bethel scored early 
on a highly debatable play when 
they kicked a Tennessee fumble 
toward their own goal to re¬ 
cover it on the Vol two. Jim Be¬ 
low took three tries but bucked it 
over for the TD. 

Angered by the tainted tally, 
the Vols let their hair down and 
proceeded to do rather drastic 
things to the Corporals. Four 
bodies alleged to be the remains 
of Bethel players, were carted 
from the ‘field ere the festivities 
ceased. 

We won’t say the Vols were 
rough but we found the top row 
of the grandstand crowded when 
we sought a refuge farther from 
the fray. In fact we had to push 
a Bethel tackle off so that we 
could sit down. Whether he was 
thrown there or merely decided 
to keep his head we don't know. 
The poor fellow kept muttering, 
“Don’t let Bill Webb get me— 
don't let Bill Webb get me.” 

Every man on the squad got 
into the game before it was over 
and acquitted themselves to a man 
with distinction and valor. But 
perhaps the real heroes of the 
game were the wonderful, glor¬ 
ious students of U. T. J. C., who 
outnumbered and out-hollered the 
Bethel fans while the Vols were 
outplaying the Corporals on the 
field. And in spite of a wet and 
nasty night too. 

Lineups: 


It was Homecoming Game for 

U. T. Jr. 

Poe. 

Bethel 

the Bethel Corporals Thuraday 

Waddy.. 

L.E 

Bouldin 

night but it would have been a 

Pritchett 

__LT .. 

Brooks 

happier homecoming if the Jun- 

G. Fain. 

LG _ 

_. Butler 

ior College football team had 

Wood 

.c 

Wheeler 

stayed home, for the Junior Vols 

Collins 

.RG . 

..._.. Gill 

avenged their season opener loss 

Puckett. 

..RT _ 

Brogden 

to Bethel by lambasting the Cor- 

King 

RE 

Newsome 

porals 25-6 before a crowd in Me- 

Pate 

..QB _ 

..... McKee 

Ker.zie which consisted of more 

DeVasher 

.LH . 

..... Dotson 

Junior College students than 

Carroll „ 

_RH_ 

.... Bryant 

Bethel fans. 

Fussell 

..FB _ 

_ Belew 


Bill King scored twice in the 
rout to lead the way in scoring, 
taking one pass from Dave De- 
Vasher for 43 yards and one of 
the most spectacular TD’s seen in 
these parts for many a day. Cobb 
Pate collaborated on the other 
six point sally. Dave DeVasher. 
who played a whale of a game at 
tailback, scored another on a two 
yard plunge and James Hayes 
sprinted 38 yards through a 
Bethel polluted field for the other. 
Bill Webb kicked the only extra 
point of the night. 

The Vols were clearly out to 


Score by periods; 

U. T. _0 12 7 6 

Bethel ...—6 0 0 0 

Scoring: U. T.—Touchdowns by 
DeVasher, Hayes, King (2). PAT: 
by Webb (placement). Bethel— 
Touchdown by Belew. 

U. T. subs: Boswell, Yandell, 
Stout, J. Fain, Shore, McPeake, 
B. DeVasher, Home, Peebles, 
Young, Mabie, Covington, O. 
Hunt, Dixon, Beatty, Fisher, Tay¬ 
lor, Hayes, Wheeler, Johnson, 
Chapman, Cate, Webb, Smith, 
Hunt, Majors, Read, Melton, Shel¬ 
ton, Hicks, Reitz. 


out of their way to make chances. 
About 20% will not cheat no mat¬ 
ter what the circumstances. The 
rest of the student body Calls 
somewhere in between the ex¬ 
tremes. 


VETERANS CHEAT LESS 
THAN CIVILIANS 

The worst cheaters of all were 
civilian beys. Trailing by a mar¬ 
gin of from two to three per cent 
were the veterans, and behind 
them another two or three per 


cent were the girls. The average 
for veterans was slightly below 
that of the entire student body. 
One veteran gave as the reason 
for his cheating, “I’ve been out of 
school five years, and can’t learn 
as fast.” Often seen on all bal¬ 
lots was the complaint that the 
courses taken had too much mem¬ 
ory work and too little actual 
learning, and if a man really knew 
what he wanted out of an edu¬ 
cation he would learn what he 
could use and get the rest any way 
he could, i. e., by cheating. 


HERE ARE THE STATISTICS: 


% OF TOTAL ALL 
OFFENCE STUDENT BODY 

Copied other's homework —.40 

Cheated on test . 39 

Get test questions from pre¬ 
ceding section 33 

"Apple polished,” or got into 
a professor’s good graces 

solely for a high grade -19 

Secured test beforehand by 

some means ---— 7 8 

“Big dealed" with a profes¬ 
sor’s secretary in a respon¬ 
sible position . 3 2 

Other . 6 5 

FREQUENCY 

Never Cheat - 

Cheat rarely .—.. 

Cheat now and then — 

Cheat frequently - 

No choice - 


ALL 


BOYS 

GIRLS 

VETS 

41 

39 

34 

42 

36 

37 

32 

34 

29 

16 

22 

16 


14 

12 „. 

. 16 

.15 

22 

22 

. 22. 

26 

22 

25 

. 20 

.18 

18 

19 . 

. 17. 

18 

24 

22 . 

. 25. 

.21 


THE CRYSTAL BALL 

Continued from Page 2 

HOUSTON . . . MARIE DEPRIEST is the lucky 
girl that dates COPPEDGE . . . JOYCE GARY is 
singing the song, "Some day he will come along" 
. . . GENE ALLEN has an interest in the library 
these days . . . AU the girls got "the rush” at the 
Bamwa:ming Saturday night. The physics teacher 
was the most popular girl there . . . CONNIE BASS 
and MAX WAGGNER have decided to call it quits. 
MAX kept MARJORIE COCHRAN rushed at the 
dance. (Connie and Marjorie are roommates, too!) 
. . . Two we are beginning to see constantly to¬ 
gether aie ROSE MARIE HEMPHILL and BILL 
VICKERY. Volleyball games, chow together, walks 
in the moonlight, -oh, oh-. . . . FREDDIE KIRK 
and BILL MABRY are a steady campus couple. 
Don't you two ever fight? . . . BROWN KENDALL 
knows all the Freeman Hall girls now. Even their 
home town—-Reason ? He lives over here too—al¬ 
most. As long as you are with BETTY SUE, come 
right on over, KENDALL . . . CHRIS GABEL, 


what’s this we hear about GENE TURNER? . . 
BETTY DODSON, what in the world do you do to 
ENGLAND to keep him sick all the time? You 
should take better care of him . . . Why was 
CHICK HENDREN so very very sad at the soph 
dance? Seems he had to play in the band and did¬ 
n’t get to dance with his girl a single time . . . 
GEORGE FAIN, looks like you are on the losing 
team, for BETTY PORTER and NICK HICKS are 
doing right well once mote. . . . CORRECTION: 
JESSIE SPARKS does not go home every week 
end. She's been home only two times since Sept. 
28 . . . FRANK BROWN wants to know moie 

about ANGELINE FISHER. All he knows is that 
she lives on University. Will someone help h:m? 

. . . You wolves who stand on the bookstore porch 
would do well to remember when you’re making 
vertical lines with your eyeballs at every "chick" 
who passes, you're apt to get fried in your own 
butter . . . ANNE WHALEN was seen with WAL¬ 
TER ELMORE at the Strata Club; with BOB 
GIBSON at the formal; and with BURT PERRY at 
the hayride. Good going, Anne . . . 


What is an "untouchable”? The 
definition Those supply and de¬ 
mand graphs on the last econom¬ 
ics quiz—Most of us could hardly 
si gn o ur names to that one . . . 
KITTY ADAMS, we hear certain 
people have been making good 
chemistry grades. By the way, 
you don't grade chemistry papers, 
do you? . . . 'Fess up, MARTHA 
DORRIS, who's it going to be? 
PAUL or TOMMY? . . . Don’t be 
alarmed at the banging that 
comes from the Home Ec build¬ 
ing every morning. It’s just the 
Home Ec students beating their 
heads against the floor when 
MISS HAWKINS walks in ... . 
Notice! There will be a meeting of 
all frustrated campus poets and 
philosophers next Saturday for 
the purpose of re-decorating the 
walls of the men’s room in the 

Administration Building. 

Old visitors to the campus tell us 
of a certain H. NASH who used 
to be a sort of Kilroy about the 
campus. What ever went with 
him ? Has an old campus tradi¬ 
tion died? . . . Let’s take time out 
to wish all the happiness in the 
world to SALTY and MARILU- 
CILLE. They make the sweetest 
couple it’s ever been our good for¬ 
tune to see . . . What i$ the Ob¬ 
ject JIM DROKE $emm$ mo$t in¬ 
terested in? . . . The reason BILL 
WEBB LIKES botany so well is 
because of MISS OVERCASH . . 

. I think that everyone will agree 
that SAM SUMMERS and WILL 
GRAY are a perfect couple . . . 
Has SOUP BIGGS really found 
her man as she says she has? . . 

. . . When MAURINE FUQUA 
moved close to HERBERT BOS¬ 
TON that was his lucky day . . 

. Who’s this DOROTHY KNEPP 
has been dating? . . . BONNIE 
JACKSON and JOYCE BABB 
have an advantage over the dor¬ 
mitory girls, they can date when 
they please. 

Miss Sawyer October 
Bride Of Mitchell Jones 

Announcement has been made 
of the wedding of Miss Mary 
Gwynn Sawyer of Milan to Mr. 
Mitchell M. Jones of Trenton, 
Tenn. Miss Sawyer is the daugh¬ 
ter of Mr. J. E. Sawyer and Mrs. 
Robt. J. Carey of Milan and At¬ 
lanta, Ga., respectively. Mr. Jones 
is the son of Mr. and Mrs. B. 
Frank Jones of Trenton. 

The wedding was solemnized in 
Corinth, Miss., on October 12. 
The bride wore a biege wool suit 
with matching hat and alligator 
accessories. The only attendants 
were Mr. and Mrs. Ray T. Sawyer, 
brother of the bride. 

Miss Sawyer attended Randell 
School for Girls in Denver, and 
was graduated from Milan High 
School. She attended Memphis 
State College where she was a 
member of Kappa Lambda Sig¬ 
ma sorority. She is now taking 
Liberal Arts at University of Ten¬ 
nessee Junior College. She was 
chosen Miss Milan in 1946 and 
placed second at the annual 
Strawberry festival in Humboldt. 


He: "I can’t see what keeps 
you from freezing!” 

She: “You aren't supposed to.” 


+ 

AROUND 

+ 

+ 

TRAILER 

+ 

+ 

VILLAGE 

+ 


With JANE WALLER 



The "trailer talk” consists 
mainly of the approaching holi¬ 
days. There will be very little 
smell of turkey cooking as most 
of the families are going home for 
Christmas. 

Have you seen the cute girl 
working in the Coffee Shop? She 
is our Fern Austin. 

We are losing two of our fami¬ 
lies soon. Ed and Jean Smith left 
Monday. Claire Daniels and son 
are going back to Milan. 

"Pip” McPeake was pleasantly 
surprised by a stork shower giv¬ 
en Friday night. The contest to 
name the baby brought forth 
several poets in the group. Mar¬ 
ian Hamilton should have honor¬ 
able mention for this: 

For Pip’s boy, the name Walter 

So like his father he may never 
falter. 

For Pip’s girl—Mitsy Jean 

So like Mother, sweet as a 

queen. 

Minnie Parham has been to 
Nashville as a voting delegate 
for the Farm Bureau. She had a 
wonderful time. 

The sophomore dance was en¬ 
joyed by several couples from the 
trailer camp. Boys will be boys! 
Even kerosene was a tasty drink 
for Lannie Daniels. He gave us all 
a scare. 

Maiilucile Dodd Bride 
Of Sophomore President 

In an impressive ceremony 
marked by simplicity, Miss Mari- 
lucile Dodd, daughter of Mr. and 
Mrs. C. H. Dodd of Martin, be¬ 
came the bride of Mr. Elmer Wy¬ 
lie Counce, son of Mrs. Emma 
Counce of Savannah. Preceedlng 
the wedding which was held at 
the First Methodist Church of 
Martin, a program of nuptial 
music was presented by Mrs. 
John Walker, organist, and Mrs. 
Wade Freeman, soloist. The lovely 
blonde bride, given in marriage 
by her brother, Ben Dodd, wore a 
dusty rose frock with natural liz¬ 
ard accessories and a shoulder 
corsage of gardenias and bby 
breath. The bride’s only attend¬ 
ant, Mrs. E. C. Bashaw, wore a 
suit of brown and a corsage of 
talisman roses. James L. Myracle, 
of Wildersville, attended Mr. 
Counce as best man, and Joel 
Shore, Paul Home, J. W. Fisher, 
Jr., and Walter C. Beike were 
ushers. 

The bride is a graduate of the 
University of Tennessee Junior 
College. Mr. Counce is a student 
at the college now, and is active 
in the Ag Club. He is president of 
the Sophomore Class. 


Note Of Thanks 

I want to express my gratitude 
to all of you who showed me such 
kind consideration during the ill¬ 
ness of my mother. 

Virginia Welch. 


Meet Your Friends at 



Here Are Some of the Hits Coming Your Way Soon!! 
Jeanne Crain, Cornel Wilde-- 

“CENTENNIAL SUMMER" 

Lum’n Abner in ‘‘PARTNERS IN TIME" 

Irene Dunne in ‘‘ANNA and the KING OF SIAM" 

Olivia DeHavitand in ‘‘TO EACH HIS OWN" 
WHERE THE BIG ONES PLAY!! 







































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IHB VOLETT1* Martin, Tmm 


Tuesday, December S. 1946 


MARTIN TIRE & ELECTRIC STORE 
Radios — Records — Radio Phonographs 
Record Players — Electrical Supplies 
GOODYEAR TIRES 

403 South Lindell Phone 7112 

MARTIN, _ TENNESSEE 

MODERN BEAUTY SHOP 

SELECT YOUR NEW HAIR STYLE 
FOR THE HOLIDAYS 

Mrs Dora Laird-Mrs. Helen Wells--Mrs. Mary Lee 
PHONE 235 Martin, Tennessee 

BOOSTERS FOR U. T. JUNIOR COLLEGE 

WEAKLEY COUNTY PRESS 
PHONE 314 lor Christmas Cards MARTIN 

Compliments 
AMERICAN CAFE 

Specialties in 

STEAKS AND DINNERS 


PHONE 340 


Martin, Tenn. 


PHONE 430 

DUNN'S GROCERY 

Fancy Groceries 

Martin, Tenn 


WEST SIDE GROCERY 


Complete Food Market 

Phone 7282 

We Deliver 

MARTIN, 

TENNESSEE 


LIFE INSURANCE SERVICE 
LEONARD ARNN, '36, SPECIAL AGENT 
Commonwealth Life Insurance Company 
Martin Bank Building—Phone 7721, Martin, Tenn. 

1 FOR PROMPT SERVICE CALL 
AKIN TAXI 

DAY AND NIGHT PHONE 330 
Time: 6:30 a.m. to 9 p.m. Weekly. 

Saturday 6:30 a.m. to 11 p.m. 

P. T. MILAM DRUG COMPANY 
PHARMACISTS 

\ 

305 Lindell Street Martin, Tennessee 

J. E. Harris C. E. Brock W. D. Winstead 

HARRIS ELECTRIC COMPANY 
Westinghouse Appliances 
Radio and Electric Service 

Phone 6644 Martin, Tennessee 

WESTERN AUTO STORE 

Visit our store before you select your gifts for the 

Family. GIFTS FOR EVERYONE! 

MARTIN, _ TENNE SSEE 

Compliments 
DR. H. H. BEALE 
Optometrist 

PHONE 7861 Martin, Tennessee 


WINSTEAD-MURPHY 
Your Outfitters from Cradle to Grave' 
PHONE----418 


MARTIN, 


TENNESSEE 


RIDDLE-MCKAY 
FIELD OPENS 

Reservations are now being ac¬ 
cepted for rooms at Riddle-Mc- 
Kay Field, announced Piofessor J. 
O. Jones this week. Mr, Jones is 
faculty manager of the project. 

More than 100 men have ac¬ 
tually been contacted for the move 
next quarter, and more are expec¬ 
ted before this quarter ends. A 
bus has been procured from the 
FPHA to make the run from the 
campus to the field, and two more 
may be secured. Plans are also 
set to run buses into Union City 
afler hours so that the boys won’t 
have that "fenced in” feeling. 

By Any Other Name They 
Would Smell As Sweet 

On the rolls of the University 
of Tennessee Junior College 
many famous names appear, and 
while we may not claim the fam¬ 
ous men we are sure our own lit¬ 
tle group of "names” will make 
marks of their own. Maybe AN¬ 
DREW JACKSON ROBY or 
CALVIN COOLILDGE NEESE 
will write the nation’s history 
from the President’s chair. Names 
familiar to students of early Am¬ 
erican History would be PAT¬ 
RICK HENRY BEATY, PAUL 
REVERE REITZ, PAUL JONES 
HORNE, JOHN SMITH STOUT. 

Namesakes of political leaders 
of our own native state of Ten¬ 
nessee are here—JERE COOPER 
GORDON, GORDON BROWN¬ 
ING LIVINGSTON, and AUSTIN 
PEAY MOODY. 

Students of literature have 
doubtless come across names sim¬ 
ilar to RALPH EMERSON BEY¬ 
ER, JOEL HARRIS SIMMONS 
and EUGENE FIELDS. 

Such distant places at ENG¬ 
LAND AND CANADA are not so 
far from our campus, and we 
even have a CAESAR in the per¬ 
son of MARSHALL W. If you 
are interested in the love of Hay¬ 
wood county, go around to see 
FRANK FULLALOVE CHAP¬ 
MAN. If you are a disciple of the 
theory that the way to the heart 
\> through the stomach, hiait 
ROBERT MURPH BAKER, 
FRANK COOK and WENDELL 
C. FRY, but be sure to avoid 
GEORGE MARVIN BURNS. 

Shall I give GEORGE MOORE 
and BILL NUNN? 

Did you ever climb SCRUGGS 
HILL? 

What did LOUIS HYDE and 
ORRIN HUNT? 

How long until the EVANGEL¬ 
INE HOLLADAY? 

Did you ever swim in MARY 
LAKE? 

Why is AUSTIN MOODY? Wo- 
man trouble maybe ? 

Paul see pretty girl. Paul get 
date with pretty girl. PAUL 
PARK 

Why is PERCY YOUNG and 
BETTY OLD? 

What does CHARLES READ? 

Why is JERRY SHORT and 
JAMES LONG? 

Who does JESSIE SPARK? 

How loudly does RUFUS 
SPEAK? 

Is JOHN STOUT ? 

Does EVA SWINDLE? 

Why doesn’t CLINT WASH? , 
Were you ever lost in 
CHARLES WOODS? 

Why is BETH WHITE, JOE 
BILL BLACK, WILL GRAY, 
FRANK BROWN and BURT 
GREEN ? 

Where has HORACE BEENE? 

What kind of a velocipede is a 
WALTER BEIKE ? 

Why does BILLY BLOW? Run 
too fast to the dining hall? 

How well can RICHARD BOX? 

Does AUSTIN CLICK? 

Where does POLLARD CRICK 
flow? Into FREDERICK RIVER- 
Why is CHARLES EDWARD 
FLATT? His wife smote him. 

Is PAUL FULLER LOVE? 

Is OTIS DUNN? Well, we are. 

Nu Kappa Nu Meets 

The second regular meeting of 
Nu Kappa Nu was held November 
22, 1946, with Martha Nell War- 
math presiding. Plans for the 
Thanksgiving Baskets were dis¬ 
cussed. Committees for the Christ¬ 
mas meeting were appointed and a 
very nice program was presented 
by the program committee. After 
a fern minutes group singing, the 
tired and weary "Belles’’ ad¬ 
journed until two weeks hence. 


Dear Customers: We know that 
you want to look your best for the 
coming holiday season. Come in 
and discuss your beauty problems 
with us. 

DON’T WAIT until the LAST 
MINUTE THIS YEAR. Begin the 
holiday festivities! with the 
knowledge that you are looking 
your best. Sincerely yours, 

LEGG'S BEAUTY SHOP 

P. S. Our Telephone number is 
445. Call us soon 


AVAILABLE DROKE 

“I Will Do Anything For A Price” 

* Babi™ minded. 25c Hr. . False teeth picked, 10< uppers, 

• Bad babies S5c) Q 15c IowCTm 

Fingernail files sharpened, 25c’ Cats and dogs housebroken, 
(2 for 40c) $1.00 (Bad d(| ^ or 

eats $1.50) 

Stamps Licked, 3c ea, or 2 for 

**• * Tooth brushes cleaned, 15c each 

Fine Old Assortment of Mr. Phillips’ Test Paper* 

PRICES REASONABLE 
(Slightly Higher In Canada) 

Phone 6052 JIM DROKE Martin, Tenn. 

KILROY'S BEEN HERE 

(AND MRS. KILROY TOO) 

THERE'S A REASON! 

BOTH OF THEM HAVE BEEN AROUND 
AND THEY KNOW 

WHERE TO GO 

TO GET THEIR READY-TO-WEAR 
FOR THE WIDEST SELECTION 

SHOP 

GUTTMAN’S DEPARTMENT STORE 
PHONE 7272 Martin, Tenn. 


ROBBIE RAY SHOPPE 
Ladies Ready-to-Wear 

YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME! 

MRS. ED BRUMMITTE AND DOUG BRUMMITTE 
PHONE 6612 

MflRTIN - TENNESSEE 

RILEY'S 

FURNITURE AND APPLIANCES 

Electrical, Radio and Household Furniture 

TENNESSEE 

t 

C. H. Brundige H. N. Moore 

BRUNDIGE-MOORE LUMBER COMPANY 
Lumber and Building Material 
Phone 325 

MARTIN, _ TENNESSEE 

Compliments 

STAR DRY CLEANING COMPANY 
Phone 428 Martin, Tenn. 


FIRESTONE HOME & AUTO SUPPLIES 
Christmas Gifts for the Family 
I- C. Cate, Manager 


MARTIN, 


TENNESSEE 


PHONE 7152